The New Yorker "Shouts & Murmurs" Submissions
Please send your submission (as a PDF attachment) to . We read all submissions and try to respond within ninety days. We ask that you not send us more than one submission at a time, and that you wait to hear back about each pending submission before sending another. Keep in mind that Shouts & Murmurs are humorous fiction; first-person essays will not be considered.